Bagels: the carb-fueled icon of the tech world.

Bagels are the ultimate tech fuel—dependable, versatile, and capable of holding an infinite amount of cream cheese and opinions. They’ve been keeping engineers, analysts, and founders semi-functional since the dawn of the internet (or at least since the office kitchenette became a thing).

Monday? Well, let’s be honest, Mondays could use some help. They show up uninvited every week, bringing existential dread and an inbox full of urgent emails. But a bagel? A bagel makes it better. A bagel says, You got this. The WiFi might be unstable, but I’m not.

So why not combine the best carb with the worst day and turn it into something actually worth showing up for?

Welcome to Bagel Monday, where we take on tech trends, AI, business insights, and the future of work—all with a schmear of humor. Because if you’re going to start the week with infinite takes, you might as well do it with a bagel in hand.